I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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