Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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