I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he puts the penis in happiness.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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