My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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