Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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