so explain again why im purple
no
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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