Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
