I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
