last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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