508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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