YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I'm really busy with my period
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