so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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