For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
NoShamevember. You game?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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