I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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