D3 body, D1 cock
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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