It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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