I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
honey bunches of taint.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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