TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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