We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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