Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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