quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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