Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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