Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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