I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she woke up with a sticky ear
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I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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