ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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