i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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