The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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