I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
how does that bad decision feel?
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