My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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