if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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