Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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