that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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