i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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