Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she told me i tasted like america
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
