So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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