You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it because I queefed?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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