i can't believe i had my finger in that
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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