i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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