worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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