New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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