never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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