True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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