yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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