i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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