i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
my penis made a compromise with my morals
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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