He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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