Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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