better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize