i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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