It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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