If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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