Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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