these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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