I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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