apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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